Hey Newgrounds, what's going on? I think I might go blond.
Knock knock, folks, I'm stoked for crude cock jokes.
They say fix standards, I say "Don't fix what's not broke."
Bring on the porn and bring on the stick fighting.
There's forum flame wars to be fiercely igniting.
And if you ask me it's all kind of exciting.
The creativity we're expediting,
Leaving me speechless at the time of this writing.
I wanted to be wittier, probably would've been prettier...
But I guess that's not in my literature.
And I suppose I'm not left with much else to say--
Except I'm happy to be an NG'r and have a nice day.