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Recent Movie Reviews

74 Movie Reviews

I like how this is basically a shitpost in video form, but there's so much obvious work, craft, love, talent, etc, etc, etc that goes into it, and it looks absolutely amazing because of it. This is a shitpost that someone could legitimately hang in the Smithsonian. This is the type of thing that they talk about when they talk about memes being left behind for future anthropologists to study and explain to a fascinated future audience.

The end of this video makes me really uncomfortable, and they're just damn clothes. It takes skill to provoke that reaction, even if I hate it lol. Great work.

Very funny, and well done, but what's the audio from? Sounds like Bill Burr, vaguely, but without the misogyny I expect from him.

Recent Game Reviews

19 Game Reviews

Do I even need to say anything about the presentation? It's SDF, I'm pretty sure most of us are familiar with his work by this point. The main gameplay mechanics are unique and enjoyable, and there's some depth to being patient and waiting for groups of trick or treaters, but it gets old after 30+ levels. There's just very little variety in the level/area design. That said, the final boss is more than worth sticking it out for.

You are a beautiful man. I too have pondered the complex possibilities of Goomba anatomy from a fairly young age. Also, 'jizz' doesn't seem to do anything, after inputting it to the cheat bar multiple times. Bug, or does it just do something I don't notice?

JoSilver responds:

It works but, I realize I should have added some sort of queue to tell if it's working.

What it does is make the meter fill really fast.

The only problem I really have with this game, is that things don't stop moving after you've been playing for like, ten minutes. O.o Auuuugh.

Recent Audio Reviews

40 Audio Reviews

Yo, this was...adorable? Am I--am I even fucking allowed to SAY that about a rap battle?

Man, we really need to start up a movement of 5 bombers if only just to balance out that bullshit half a star. Guess someone has a grudge, huh? Stupid people aside, this beat is awesome. I like how you incorporate different styles each time.

I hear a little BSS is in this track. Regardless, this is sexy.

Recent Art Reviews

51 Art Reviews

I don't know if this should be E for everyone. Aaaaah. Horrifying.

Man I haven't played Isaac in a while but this is such a fun tribute. It's such a cool, unique world with a really strong vibe and aesthetic I just find it a chore to play most of the time. Still one of my favorite games though and this is fantastic.

Haunted by his many years of indiscriminate killing. Can his soul ever know peace?

I write a variety of stuff, short stories, raps, other things...

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